Alvin & the Chipmunks (4-2) – 67.12
YahooFantasyBot#36 (2-4) – 107.70
Why Jim Won: Justin Tucker (11.50), Keelan Cole (17.30), D’Andre Swift (25.80)
Why Eric Lost: Everyone Stinks (Except Kyler, you can stay)
Jim beat me with world beaters: Keelan Cole, D’Andre Swift and his kicker Justin Tucker. Those guys are good right? Jim’s team sucks dick and he beat me by 40 so what does that say about me? Fun week, I enjoyed it.
Da Bad News Bears (0-6) – 99.10
Just Doulis. (4-2) – 102.74
Why George Won: Kenyan Drake (28.40)
Why Tim Lost: Rodgers (5.80), Ingram (2.00), Tyreek (4.00)
George the roach does it again. Hanging onto that ‘league’s least points’ mantle like his life depended on it, George is somehow 4-2 now. What a joke. He won in the garbagest of garbage ways with a completely meaningless 70-yd TD at the end of the game, against a Dallas team that clearly just gave up. Tim who averages 3.3 points per week more than George is 0-6. Alrighty.
Flappin in the Brees (2-4) – 120.18
Illegal use of hands (3-3) – 128.24
Why Brian Won: Lamar (28.24), Big D Henry (39.40)
Why Dave Lost: Big Ben (10.98), Cooper Kupp (2.60)
Derrick Henry just flung Brian on his back and won week 6 for him single-handedly. 264 yards and 2 TDs? Decent. This masked a couple of putrid performances on Brian’s side but a W is a W. Dave put up a solid score but didn’t quite do enough. Cooper Kupp is always good for a few stinkers, this was definitely one of them.
Football Sage! (4-2) – 127.62
If he dies he dies (3-3) – 107.72
Why Dad Won: Wentz (29.42), Kittle (20.40), Amari Cooper (17.40)
Why Jeff Lost: Evans (1.50), Stafford (13.32)
As Dad would say, should’ve played J. Jefferson! Jeff must be nauseous looking at Matt Ryan and Justin Jefferson on his bench. It happens to us all. Dad told me he had all but dropped Wentz and looked at his score after the game to find that he somehow scored almost 30 points. (#fantasy) Kittle is killing it and seeing 17 from Amari Cooper post-Dak has to be a bit of a relief. (Dalton still sucks though)
Lord of the Wins (5-1) – 124.06
Go Wilfork Yourself (2-4) – 120.78
Why Patrick Won: Tannehill (29.56), Julio (29.70), A.J. Brown (20.10)
Why Dags Lost: Chase Edmonds (3.40), Hollywood (7.70), Kicker (0.50)
Dags made a valiant final push with Christian Kirk but only succeeded in making Rambo sweat. The Titans are almost unrealistically efficient this year. I mocked Rambo for his love of the Titans but once again, I am apparently the dummy (thanks for Jonnu). Dags needs to get healthy and start winning some games stat. His team is good enough but the season is slipping away from him.
FantasyFootballTeam (4-2) – 77.94
The Philly Special (3-3) – 93.80
Why Matt Won: Deshaun Watson (32.00), Deebo (15.00)
Why Justin Lost: Hard to pick….not Gronk I guess
The trademark ugly match of the week. Deshaun Watson and Deebo looked good and that is about the only positive thing I can say. Miles Sanders seems to have a avoided catastrophic injury, so that’s good too. Matt humorously played the wrong defense (-1.00 vs 19.00) but wasn’t made to pay for it like my brother had to. The only thing more pathetic than Justin’s performance this week was mine.
Let’s forget about Week 6 and move on to Week 7, shall we?
-Eric
MAKE IT RAIN 